probably...had urine stains on the seat...and you contemplated..
welll...
do i put a ring of toilet paper down...and watch it ...fall into the toilet as i hurry up..and swing around..
and push a huge chunk of wind to the seat...
do i.....squat over the seat...and hope to stand up..and walk out of the bathroom..without pee stains all over my blue jeans....
do i...bring my own toilet seat covers...so i do not have to deal with this problem...
i say...who cares...your pee. is my pee.
let us focus on the real matter...what can you do to disgust the person next to you.
do not bring a toilet seat cover with you..no...bring a little jar of peanut butter.
so you can grab some scott toilet paper that is see through...rub some light brown smooth ..and creamy...
jiffy all over it...
and whoops.
accidentally drop that mess...near the other stall...
and pick it up with your bare palm touching the goop.
hopefully you exit the stall at the same time as the person next to you...
so you can lick it off your hand instead of washing it.
;)
i told you.
i have the answers.
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