brown thumbs DUN taste like chocOlataahh

i was just pooping. you know..my stomach was all up in rumbles..
probably do to that three pound bowl of ice cream i ate at 3am.
which is ALWAYS  a real stupid idea...especially for someone who is
SLIGHTLY...lactose intolerant.
actually. everyone is a little..
i think every food just gives me gas.
you know..before and after i used to eat anything..i would eat beanooo and gas x...
and than pop some lact aid.
oh these...just some drugs to keep me happy. ;)
poppN pills to keep everyone else no their toes.
"I thought reychl did not do drugs but i see her popping pills all the time"
DO YOU WANT ME TO FART ON YOUR FACE.
probably not.....

so i was [pooping]...and the inevitable happens

 

kinda like....

 

and i say kind of..because my poop is vegetarian..which means it really can at as a fertilizer...

mypoop == horse poop. DONE.

WHYYYY. did i have to have mushy pooop.

because now i have a solid thumb..with brown MUSHHYYY crap on it...

so i am like..whatever....but than my mind gets to thinking.

i should write about this..and as i was wiping and putting my pants back on..

yes...i do take off my pants while i crap.

it is so much better...remember..if you need to cannon ball..this is the easiest way to do so.

NO PANTS.

i forgot....like i need to really forget...

so now..only half the crap remains on my finger..and the other half?

we can pretend it is not on my pajamers...SOMEWHERE.

because i hate doing laundry....and i mean..it was not THAT much poop. :o)

but lucky for me..the smell is off my finger.

you know how sometimes..the smell remains on your finger for the longest time?

i am so glad it is not there..

you know what i actually end up doing?

 

you got it...

i usually put that thumb in my mouth and pretend that my saliva will take away the smell..

it usually does not taste like crap.

i...promise ;o)

i wash my hands before! daaaaaaaaaang.

and even though it rarely works..i still try it ..every time i still have poop thumb after sanitizing ze hands.

haha. i am like a dog who eats their poop.

and than wants a kiss.

MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.