opps. there go my knickers

i have not pooped in four days..this...is an issue..a HUGE issue.
so i resolved that issue..right quick.

8PM - laxatives. + 40 oz of water.

 

1030PM - a nice jog...let me rumble up all those goodies.

1035PM - i killed my jogging partner with the farts steaming out my butt hole.

 

i have owned that red hat with the face on it.. + braids == since the age of 3. i know..how can such a delicious smell come out of my butt hole when i have such a caute hat ...i think about that every morning i masturbate

 

that is what your butt hole looks like when it farts..if you are a girl. i say girl because i drew a vagina.

VAA GINNNNN AAAAAAAAAAA. i like saying it like that.

 

that is what a dude looks like when he farts. the butt hole smiles.. i have seen it happen.

i go to bed..my stomach is in rumbles..i am like...tomorrow morning will be a great one.

it will probably be like a gospel church in my stomach...

yeah..just the thought of that makes me smile.

aww. yep.

so.

i get up to go pee.

ohwhat..you do not see what happened?

 

AN OPPPPPPPPPPPPS happened. 

that brown mark. i think it is a poop smudge.

after i saw it..since my knickers were already off..since that is how i crap. no pants. no knickers.

i smelled it.

tasted it.

i just could not tell.

it tasted like thanksgiving dinner to me.

so after i peed..i kept thinking..great..if i go back to bed...will i wake up with a puddle of poo.

so i went back to bed to test my experiment.

hoping i would be swimming when i woke up..

BUT NOTHING. :O|

so i woke up and...

 

who wants to come over for a party?

 

it felt so good. so good that i took the mirror out of the drawer

and watched each drop shoot out of my butt.

everyone should get a joy watching their own sludge drip.

drip

drip

 

fondu party any one;)