Showing posts with label masturbation. Show all posts
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

dip and check. splash and catch

and by dip and check...i simply mean...
:o) you never have to be curious what you taste like again.
if you just taste yourself from the beginning<3.
DUUUNNHHHHHH.
and if you want to surprise your banging buddy and give them a laugh.
eat broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage and lots o' dairy :O) :O) :O)
make your vagina seem like a monster.
your vaginas a monster. ohhohhh. i can see this spin on a gaga song.
although i would rather gaga spin on me
or sit on me
or...


do not worry fellas. i will not leave you out.
get your aim on...and see what you want your partner to swallow - for your own selfish pleasure. ;)
mmm. i like selfish<3 
i hear scrotum sac smells like tacos....which is awesome. because a pussy is a taco...
so if a bag of balls is a taco...
it is like. ohh no...who am i having sex with. i have no idea.
it all looks and smells like a taco.
i am so confused.


you are so fun.
fun enough to go dip and check.
splash and catch.
BANGING YOURSELF TIME. is all the time.