probably do to that three pound bowl of ice cream i ate at 3am.
which is ALWAYS a real stupid idea...especially for someone who is
actually. everyone is a little..
i think every food just gives me gas.
you know..before and after i used to eat anything..i would eat beanooo and gas x...
and than pop some lact aid.
oh these...just some drugs to keep me happy. ;)
poppN pills to keep everyone else no their toes.
"I thought reychl did not do drugs but i see her popping pills all the time"
DO YOU WANT ME TO FART ON YOUR FACE.
so i was [pooping]...and the inevitable happens
and i say kind of..because my poop is vegetarian..which means it really can at as a fertilizer...
mypoop == horse poop. DONE.
WHYYYY. did i have to have mushy pooop.
because now i have a solid thumb..with brown MUSHHYYY crap on it...
so i am like..whatever....but than my mind gets to thinking.
i should write about this..and as i was wiping and putting my pants back on..
yes...i do take off my pants while i crap.
it is so much better...remember..if you need to cannon ball..this is the easiest way to do so.
i forgot....like i need to really forget...
so now..only half the crap remains on my finger..and the other half?
we can pretend it is not on my pajamers...SOMEWHERE.
because i hate doing laundry....and i mean..it was not THAT much poop. :o)
but lucky for me..the smell is off my finger.
you know how sometimes..the smell remains on your finger for the longest time?
i am so glad it is not there..
you know what i actually end up doing?
you got it...
i usually put that thumb in my mouth and pretend that my saliva will take away the smell..
it usually does not taste like crap.
i wash my hands before! daaaaaaaaaang.
and even though it rarely works..i still try it ..every time i still have poop thumb after sanitizing ze hands.
haha. i am like a dog who eats their poop.
and than wants a kiss.