you do not know anything about me...except well...that i am writing a blog about poop.
or maybe it is just coincidence that i am writing a blog about poop...and that those were not my original intentions...
MAYBE YOU ARE RIGHT.
but.. maybe you are wrong:o)
i am a custodian at a high school. - for the time being. dAAAANNNG. super fun stuff.
so i clean washrooms. mmmm, what a delicacy .
now - dood washrooms are gross. sure, they pee everywhere...because peeing on the floor is super fun.
they spit out their gum in the urinals..because well. they used cheerios growing up.
why not gum as a young adult.
but girls. girls are fabulous.
because you would EXPECT a girl...yes..because stereotypically...they do not fart or crap right.
they just spew blood from their vaginas...hopefully saving it monthly so they can use real blood instead of fake on hallowe'eenie.
girls love not flushing the toilet.
and not just when they turd in it.
when they turd in a red pool of awesome.
nothing like going into a stall and seeing a huge turd....marinating in their period blood
sometimes...i even get a pad wrapper shoved underneath the poop. so i get to move the solid turd...to get the plastic pad wrapper..that they clearly did not want to crinkle up and put in the feminine waste container thing...located directly to their left or right.
no..they would rather put ANOTHER present inside the crapper.
so that..i thank you..
i do not even know why i am complaining about any of this...
BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST BEING SOOO GENEROUS. <3.
that is my poop stick.
i often times..want to take a sample of the crap..and from like. dna science junk..figure out who this is...and embarrass them. because - well, i hate them. :o)
so....how am i going to turn this into i have all the answers.
well...here it is.
EAT LESS PROTEIN GIRLFRAN.
eat more mcdonalds and cookies and candy bars..PLEASE.
i want your crap to come out liquid..so i do not have to put on my purple suit to decontaminate your butt hole droppings.